I was born at the turn of the century to a pair of migrant workers Norman and Sarah von Holterz. They abandoned me and left me to be raised by itinerant medicine ball salesmen. Horatio and Augustus raised me as their own and shortly after the age of 15, I set out to sea and saw much of the world culminating in my discovery of Atlantis. After my many adventures at sea ended, I began a life of adventure as the assistant to the well known Dr. Henry Crash. Dr Crash and I traveled the world, inside and out, into space and beyond. When I finally returned to earth as a gentleman of leisure, I took a wife, a nice aboriginal wife named Koko and had five children (2 boys, 2 girls and 1 undecided) and we still get in adventures, though with a more decidedly family bent.
Well, I am still battling this crap infesting my lungs. It's hard to get too enthused about much of anything while this is the case. I promise, my next blog will be one of substance. Or whatever passes for that round here. Until next time...
1 comment:
how am i just now reading this...gold...
90's MTV and deviant porn references...keep it coming
my name is doug...and i'm outta hhhheeerrreee...
jj
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